Ruin a Wish

I'll revive this section with an oldie, but goodie. Rules are simple: Grant the wish above you, but ruin it in some way, and then make a wish of your own.

Example:

Wisher wrote:

I wish for a golden banana.

Evil Genie wrote:

Wish granted, here's your spoiled golden banana.

I will start:

I wish for a new red 3DS XL.

wish granted, here is your red 3DS XL without screen XD

i wish that the golden age of warcraft come back

Wish granted, but everybody plays DotA.

I wish I wasn't at work right now:P

wish granted, you're in jail.

ah... i wish for a better internet speed....

Wish granted, but you will always lack an internet browser.

I wish that people would stop play LoL and start playing the superior moba, DotA 2.

Wish granted, but Draven joins the fight and it becomes Draven of the Ancients.

I wish it was june

Wish granted. It's now June 1st, 1776.

I wish I could get rid of this cold.

Wish granted, but now you have the flu.

I wish that this wish could not be ruined.

Wish granted, even you can't broke yer wish it'll be eternal, like it or not, you'll live with it.
i wish.... for a hot pot-a-toe....

wish granted, here is carbonized potatoe

i wish that only deathspawn can ruin this wish

I will just grant your wish then.

I wish someone would read this really long wish and grant it to the fullest, but not skip a word and keep going on and on until the end, however they cannot pause and they cannot take a breath, they must continue on and read forever, for this wish is the best wish that has ever come to this wish game here and whosoever grants this wish has to read the entire wish all the way through, because they might miss this one certain detail that the wish cannot possibly be ruined with a tl;dr and that this wish is still the greatest wish ever created, and they must like this wish, and share it with others on their social sites forever and that this wish will be read by tons of followers and friends from all over the world and by aliens from another galaxy, and this wish must be fully read by all without taking a breath and without taking a pause, for it is the best wish in the universe and cannot be destroyed by a shorter sentence by any genie that posts on this forum in this topic on this internet we have here, and this wish shall be great and grand and be perfect and be granted ever so sweetly without being ruined.

Wish granted, but the someone is you and will never be anyone else.

I wish that this wish could be more creative than it currently is because I am tired and cannot think of anything else creative to wish for.

Granted, you are now a supporting character in a zombie movie. You know whats gonna happen....

I wish that everyone who posted below this post would be banned.

Granted, everyone on the whole forum is banned.

I wish that I could play Battlefield 4 today.

granted, but u will play the same lvl for 20 hours wothout beating it


i wish a glass of water

Granted, but the glass is half empty.

I wish I could take back mistakes I made when I was young.

Granted, but now you have mistakes I made.

I wish I could live forever.

granted, but u r now a vegetable

i wish, finish my maestry and work in really good laboratory

Granted. You're on a hamster wheel powering the lab until you're overexerted and die.

I wish I invented everything in mathematics.

Granted but you tried to divide by 0 and destroyed the universe.

I wish for a BILLION DOLLARS

Granted. 1,000,000,000 pieces of US currency that are currently ablaze in a ritualistic Bonfire are now yours.

I wish people in my dorm cleaned up after themselves.

granted, but now they endlessly gripe about you not being clean enough.

I wish for forty foreign foremen foraging for forcefully foreclosed foyers

Wish granted, they came with their wealthy worthy wife, waving to you.

i wish for a broken wish....

wish granted
here is your wish granted writed in a broken steel pipe

i wish a coin

Wish granted, but the coin you own's inside a casino machine, while the casino's burning, and you can't prove the coin's your!

I wish that a new version of fantasy life were released every week.